Get This Man A Roomba
A customer picks up a classic string mop and squints at the packaging.
Customer: “Does this need refills or is it rechargeable?”
Me: “It’s… a mop. You dip it in a bucket.”
Customer: “Well, everything else has a battery now.”
He flips it over a few times.
Me: “What are you looking for?”
Customer: “A USB port.”
Me: “It doesn’t have one. You just dip it in a bucket and mop.”
Customer: “So you’re telling me it’s not rechargeable?”
Me: “It’s rechargeable the same way a hammer is.”
Customer: “So… no?”
