Get The List Wrong And There Will Be A Bloodbath

| Related | August 5, 2013

(My mom has written out a shopping list for my dad. She has sent me, the 14-year-old daughter, along with him to make sure he doesn’t forget anything.)

Dad: *frowning at the list* “Wha…?”

Me: “What is it?”

Dad: “Why does your mom want 40 cartons of tampons?”

(Startled, I look at the list and see ‘Tampons (40 ct.)’.)

Me: “Dad, she wants a 40-count box of tampons.”

Dad: “Oh! Oh, thank God.”

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