Get Out Of Town!

| Friendly | April 8, 2014

(My boyfriend and I are out and about, bored, and decide to drop in on a friend of mine. On the way, we decide to call first just to make sure he’s home, but still want to surprise him somehow. I’m new to the area and as we go, I notice a sign…)

Friend: “Hello?”

Me: “Hi! Quick question. What’s an airport doing in [Tiny Town, which I wouldn’t have expected to have an airport]?”

Friend: “Business flights, mostly— Wait a minute. What are YOU doing in [Tiny Town]?!”

Me: “Oh, yeah. Also, [Boyfriend] and I are kidnapping you for videogames and dinner. We’ll be there in five minutes. Bye!” *click*

(He was outside when we got there five minutes later… with a very large Super-Soaker.)

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