Get Out Of There Before You Can Say “Knife”
(I’ve reconnected with a guy that I knew when we were kids. He offers to buy me coffee one day so we can “catch up.” I agree. It seems to be going well, until another guy walks by…)
Me: *notices him staring at the person who has just walked by* “You know him?”
Guy: “No.”
Me: “So why are you giving him the death stare?”
Guy: “He was checking you out.”
Me: “He was?”
Guy: “Yes, and I don’t like that. He’s checking out my girl!”
Me: “Hold on, now. I’m not your girl—”
Guy: “But it’s okay, because I can protect you!”
Me: “I’m going to regret asking this, but what are you talking about?”
Guy: *stage whispers* “I collect knives!”
Me: “I… did not need to know that.”
Guy: “I have one on me RIGHT NOW!”
Me: “…I think we’re done here!”
(I booked it out of there in record time. He tried to contact me several more times, asking if I was “mad.” Needless to say, I never saw him again.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?