This Is How You Get One Gift For Two

(I am out shopping with my mom. At the front of the store is the seasonal display. Because Christmas is over, they have pulled all the Christmas stuff off the seasonal display.)

Mom: “NOOOOO!”

Me: “What?”

Mom: “That!”

(I look over and see that the seasonal display is now full of Valentine’s Day stuff.)

Mom: “It’s not right! It’s the day after Christmas!”