Get Him To The Salon On Time

| CA, USA | Romantic | February 8, 2013

(I have just proposed to my fiancé. Her mother insists that I ask her father’s permission. As I walk in, he is reading the newspaper.)

Me: “Hi, Mr. [name]. Do you have a moment? I’d like to speak with you.”

Dad: *still reading* “Okay.”

Me: “Well, your daughter and I have been dating for several years now, and we feel that we’re ready to make our relationship official. I’d like to ask you for your daughter’s hand in marriage.”

Dad: *glancing over the paper* “So, you want to get married?”

Me: *clearing throat* “Yes, we do.”

Dad: “Today?”

Me: *startled* “What? No… no, not today. Next year.”

Dad: *back to reading the paper* “So, I have time to get a haircut?”

Me: *confused* “Ah… yes.”

Dad: “Okay. Let me know.”

Me: *turning to leave* “Sure… ah, thanks…”

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