Get Her To Her Best Friend’s Wedding On Time
It is the nineties. I work at a movie theater with sixteen screens. An elderly woman approaches me.
Woman: “What time is the movie?”
Me: “That depends. Which movie are you looking for?”
Woman: “You know, the movie! The movie!”
Me: “Um…”
Woman: “The movie with Judy.”
I don’t remember the rest of our conversation, but eventually, I figured out that the movie she was referring to was “My Best Friend’s Wedding.” “Judy” was Julia Roberts.
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