Get Behind Me, School Supplies!
We are nearing the beginning of the school year and I have a lady come up who is just livid — not with me or the store, but with the school.
Customer: “This is just stupid! Get this! I am paying for my child to go to [Private School], it costs a fortune, and they’re making me buy school supplies! This is just stupid!”
I finish ringing up her order. I look at the total and then look back to her.
Me: “This wouldn’t happen to be a Catholic School, would it?”
Customer: “Yeah. Why?”
Me: “Well, your total is… $6.66.”
The customer stares for a moment and then laughs.
Customer: “I think I need to buy a candy bar now.”
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