Playing Fair Cop With The Brothers

(My school is having their annual BBQ at a park nearby. My five brothers are all surrounding me, talking and relaxed. They are all over six feet and 200 pounds, one being a wrestler, two cops, one a gun collector, and the other a football player. My new boyfriend comes over. Before he reaches me, all my brothers see.)

Wrestler Bro: “[My Name], who’s this?”

Me: “Uh, my friend… who is a boy.”

Cop Bro #1: “Sure that’s not reversed?”

Me: “Maybe…”

Collector Bro: “He decent?”

Me: “Yes…”

Cop Bro #2: “Got a rap sheet?”

Me: “Ask him.”

Football Bro: “Well?”

Boyfriend: “No.”

(By now, all my brothers have formed a circle around me and have puffed out their chests.)

Boyfriend: “My father is the head detective of the police force for homicide.”

Cop Bro #1 and #2: “Well, s***…”