Geography That’s Inconceivable

Sister: “I hate those people that name their kids after where they were conceived.”

Mom: “Yeah. That’s annoying. Sydnee would be ‘New Orleans’…or ‘Honeymoon’.

Me: “Okay. Don’t need to know where I was conceived.”

Sister: “That actually has a ring to it. Honeymoon Horne.”

Mom: *chuckling* “Honeymoon, can you get me some coke?”