Love By The Hour
(My boyfriend has problems admitting his true feelings. I am totally taken aback when he initiates the following exchange.)
Boyfriend: “If me getting up before noon doesn’t say, ‘I love you,’ nothing ever will.”
Me: *nonplussed* “Are you actually saying that, or are you being facetious?”
Boyfriend: “It was supposed to be funny.”
Me: “Okay. I was going to start looking for pods.”
Boyfriend: “But I really will rise before noon for you. So it’s factual.”
Me: “For what it’s worth, I’d get up before 9 am for you.”
Boyfriend: “Well, there we have it. You love me exactly three hours more than I love you.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?