General Housekeeping
(A hotel guest walks in with his significant other and approaches the front desk.)
Me: “How can I help you?”
Hotel Guest: “You wouldn’t happen to have like, tarps and scalpels?”
Me: “No… sorry.”
Hotel Guest: “Worth a shot!” *returns to hotel room*
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