General Housekeeping

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(A hotel guest walks in with his significant other and approaches the front desk.)

Me: “How can I help you?”

Hotel guest: “You wouldn’t happen to have like, tarps and scalpels?”

Me: “…No…sorry.”

Hotel guest: “Worth a shot!” *returns to hotel room*

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