Gender Roles Stink

| Romantic | January 29, 2015

(I’m enjoying my dinner quietly when I’m interrupted by…)

Husband: *farts loudly with eyes closed* “Ah… this is life. Eat, fart, sleep…” *takes a deep breath* “Wonderful…”

Me: “At least excuse yourself. Be a real man.”

Husband: “At least don’t complain about my natural gas. Be a good wife.”

(He won, for the first time.)

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