Gender Roles Stink

(I’m enjoying my dinner quietly when I’m interrupted by…)

Husband: *farts loudly with eyes closed* “Ah… this is life. Eat, fart, sleep…” *takes a deep breath* “Wonderful…”

Me: “At least excuse yourself. Be a real man.”

Husband: “At least don’t complain about my natural gas. Be a good wife.”

(He won, for the first time.)