Gender Revealing A Lot About Society

My husband’s work schedule and my excitement for our baby’s gender didn’t line up. So, I planned a quick and easy gender reveal during his lunch break with our friends and everything.

It was a girl!

And I gave him a bag of pink baby stuff, pink Starburst, and a pink ribbon that said, “It’s a girl”. Now, my husband is a huge, hairy man. Full beard and everything. He also has long hair. After his lunch break, he put on the ribbon for his coworkers to all be in the know and headed back to work. That’s when a customer spotted him.

Customer: “Ugh, you’re just a pervert. You’re not a woman.”

Husband: “What?”

Customer: “You. Are. A. Perv! You’re only pretending to be a woman to go into the women’s bathroom!”

Husband: “I’m… not a woman, and I’m not pretending to be.”

Customer: *Points to the ribbon.* “Then why did you label yourself?!”

Husband: “Uh… because my pregnant woman wife is having a woman child.”