A Different Kind Of Dungeon

(I’m playing Dungeons and Dragons with a friend and my boyfriend using an online host. My friend, the Dungeon Master (DM) is having a little trouble with his microphone cutting out randomly, which produced this little gem.)

Dungeon Master: “In the distance you can make out a smoking hot smithy…”

Boyfriend: “Making out with a smoking hot smithy?”

(We all start laughing.)

Me: “It’s not that kind of roleplay!”

Boyfriend: “It is now!”