Gay-itis
(I’ve just sold a pack of novelty stamps to an elderly woman.)
Woman: “Is it safe to lick these?”
Me: “You don’t need to; they’re adhesive on the back. You just need to peel it off and stick it straight on.”
Woman: “That’s good. I didn’t want to catch the gay.”
Me: “Gay?”
Woman: “From the rainbow. Everyone knows if you lick something that has a rainbow on it, you catch the gay. That’s why I stay inside when those gay floats come down my street. You don’t want anything accidentally landing in your mouth.” *leaves*
Coworker: “I wonder if she’s ever had a bag of Skittles.”
Me: “I doubt it. You definitely catch the gay from them!”
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