Gastronomically Priced Apparel
(While working at a well-known clothing store, a customer walks up to my cash register empty-handed.)
Me: “Did you find everything you needed today?”
Customer: “I’ve been in here for fifteen minutes and nobody gave me a table yet.”
Me: “…What?”
Customer: “Yeah. I’ve been here for fifteen minutes and nobody sat me down.”
Me: “We have a couch over by the fitting rooms if you’d like to have a seat.”
Customer: “You don’t have any tables? What about booths?”
Me: “Um…we don’t have anything like that here.”
Customer: “Is this a new type of restaurant or something?”
Me: “No, this is a clothing store; we sell clothes. That’s why we have lots of clothing here and no kitchen.”
Customer: “Oh… why didn’t anybody tell me?”
Me: “Did you ask someone?”
Customer: “No!” *storms out of the store*
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
