Fully Grown, Not Fully Responsible

| Romantic | August 16, 2013

(While my wife and I are both in our late 20s, we’re both really just big kids. I’m stretched out on our bed reading a book, when she pinches me on the butt.)

Me: “Ack! I need an adult!”

Wife: “I am an adult!”

Me: “I need another adult!”

Wife: “You are an adult!”

Me: “I need a responsible adult!”

Wife: “Well, you’re s*** out of luck, then.”

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