Fully Armed Superstition
A week earlier, this customer had dug in his pockets for change and started laying out on the counter everything he was carrying. One of the items was a pistol, so I know he carries.
I’m wearing a pentacle necklace while checking this customer out. He peers at my neck and decides to share his opinion.
Customer: “You worship the devil?”
Me: “Uh, no, sir. There’s no devil in the craft.”
Customer: “Good, because if you did, I’d have to shoot you dead.”
He then leaves like he didn’t threaten my life. I don’t think too much of it at first, until he’s been gone for ten minutes, and then I remember he actually has a gun. My boss tells me to call the police immediately.
Long story short, he’s the same guy who threatened a Walmart cashier earlier that week, but they didn’t have his name until he checked out with me using his membership card.
He gets a visit from the cops and is banned from my chain of stores nationwide.
All over a necklace.






