Full Of Hazel-noots

| Related | October 13, 2015

(For the purposes of my story, in the UK we pronounce Nutella as NUT-ella, rather than NOOT-ella. I used to work in a cafe that sold crepes with various fillings, including Nutella. I’m working with my boss and her teenage son.)

Son: *to me* “Do you say NUT-ella or NOOT-ella?”

Me: “NUT-ella. Why?”

Son: “I knew it.” *to his mom* “See, Mom, I told you, it’s NUT-ella, not NOOT-ella, because you don’t get kicked in the NOOTs, do you?”

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