Frying The Coop

| Related | September 8, 2013

(We have bought two large order of fries to share. To make sure my sisters and I will get equal servings, my mom serves us our share.)

Dad: “Don’t I get any?”

Mom: *hiding the fry carton from him* “I guess not!”

Dad: “Then I won’t drive you home!”

Mom: “Hey, the van’s in my name, you know!”

Dad: “I guess it depends who runs out to it faster!”

Mom: *whispers to my sisters*-” Okay, know what you have to do if you want a ride home? Jump on him and hold him down!”

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