From Wrong To Wronger
(I’m working a game when an older man approaches me with his kid. Please note that I am fifteen years old.)
Guest: “Hey, so it’s my son’s fifteenth birthday and I really need your help to give him his birthday spankings.”
Me: “I’m sorry, what?”
Guest: “No, really, I need your help to give him his birthday spankings. I’ll hold him, you spank him!”
Me: “Sir, I’m not going to do that. That’s guest assault!”
Guest: “Oh, c’mon! No it’s not! Look, will you marry me? Will you have my kids?”
Me: “Sir, I’m fifteen too!”
Guest: “Oh.” *takes off at a very fast pace*
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.