From The Mouth Of Babes, Part 4

, , , | Right | November 27, 2010

(A few of us employees have just made a cup of ‘heart-stopper’ — popcorn with way too much butter and salt — between shows. A mother and her son walk up to the counter.)

Son: “What’s that?”

Me: “We call it the heart-stopper.”

Son: “Can I try some?”

Me: “That’s up to your mom.”

(She gives consent and the kid really likes it and starts eating several pieces.)

Me: “Hey, slow down or you’ll wake up fat tomorrow morning!”

Son: “Woah! Is that what happened to you?”

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