From The Mouth Of Babes, Part 3

, , , , | Right | August 18, 2010

(A six-year-old girl comes up to me very anxiously while waiting in line to get food.)

Girl: “Ma’am, what’s this?”

Me: “What’s what?”

Girl: “This!” *I notice she’s holding her crotch*

Me: “You mean your skirt?”

Girl: “No, the thing under it!”

Me: “I… I… I don’t know. Ask your mom.”

Girl: “Ugh! I already did, and she doesn’t know either!”

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