From The Look Of Things…

(I work at a clinic on an Air Force base with both active duty and civilian employees. We’re having our morning huddle, going over updates for the day. The airman running the meeting gets to the work orders.)

Airman: “And we have the soap dispenser in the office that’s not working—“

Me: *interrupting him* “It’s working now.”

Boss: “Yeah, facilities came and just looked at it and it started working again.”

Sergeant: *deadpan* “I say the same thing about my airmen.”