From So Real To Surreal

Customer: “I need help. I’ve never painted before, but I’m trying to do a portrait of my wife. I want it to be really special, so I need the best supplies.”

Me: “Sure, I can definitely help you with that. Do you have any experience with different painting styles?”

Customer: “None. I’ve never picked up a paintbrush, but I want it to look perfect.”

Me: “I can definitely recommend some materials, but portrait painting does take some time and practice. I’d recommend starting with a simpler project first to get a feel for the materials. It’s not something you can master in one sitting.”

Customer: “Yeah, but I’m great at everything I try. I’ll make it work.”

I admired his confidence, and I sold him some supplies, and off he went. He was back a week later:

Customer: “Yeah, so I’m now going for a more Picasso vibe, instead of a portrait…”