From Open Wide To Open Lied

(I’m calling my dentist’s office prior to the Easter Weekend.)

Me: “Will you be open on Monday, even though it’s Easter Monday?”

Receptionist: “Yes, we will be open!”

Me: “So I can come in to see the dentist about my tooth?”

Receptionist: “Yes!”

(On Easter Monday…)

Me: “I’m here to see the dentist.”

Receptionist: “Oh, I’m sorry. The dentist and hygienists all have today off. It’s Easter Monday, you know!”

Me: “But when I spoke to you last week and said I wanted to see the dentist, you said you would be open and that I would be able to see him!”

Receptionist: “We ARE open! I’M here doing paperwork.”

Me: *speechless*

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