From Here It’s Plane Sailing
(I am a substitute teacher. Today, I have a class of first graders. It’s story time, and I’m reading a book about a sailor. One kid raises his hand and asks this question.)
Student: “Miss, if he lives over the ocean, and you can’t drive, how do you avoid the ducks?”
Me: “Take an airplane.”
(He accepted the answer and we continued reading.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?