From Facebook To Selling Books

(I have been working at this bookstore for nearly 2 years.)

Customer: “You work here now.”

Me: *puzzled* “Yes.”

Customer: “So, you no longer work on the Facebook?”

Me: “Excuse me?”

Customer: “You’re Mark Zuckwhatever, right?”

Me: “Mark Zuckerberg? No, that’s not me.”

Customer: “It’s okay, your identity is safe with me!” *walks
alway*