From Facebook To Selling Books
(I have been working at this bookstore for nearly 2 years.)
Customer: “You work here now.”
Me: *puzzled* “Yes.”
Customer: “So, you no longer work on the Facebook?”
Me: “Excuse me?”
Customer: “You’re Mark Zuckwhatever, right?”
Me: “Mark Zuckerberg? No, that’s not me.”
Customer: “It’s okay, your identity is safe with me!” *walks
alway*
