From Dragonborn To Couchscorned

| Chicago, IL, USA | Romantic | July 26, 2012

(My girlfriend is playing ‘Skyrim’ while I watch. She’s not very good at the game and dies quite a bit. She is getting swarmed with zombies in the game, and is about to use the game’s trademark power, called ‘fus ro dah’.)

Her character: “Fus Ro D—”

(A zombie kills her.)

Girlfriend: “DANGIT!”

(I’m trying to hold back snickers as she glares at me.)

Girlfriend: “What? You keep snickering like that and I’m going to make you sleep on the couch.”

(I can’t help it and start laughing.)

Girlfriend: “That’s it! Couch for you tonight! You can dream of getting arrows in the knee and not being able to be an adventurer with me tonight!”

Me: “Fus Ro Dangit!”

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