A Few Fries Short Of A Happy Meal

, , , | Right | March 19, 2018

(I’m a hostess at a restaurant. It’s been a pretty quiet day until a female customer approaches me.)

Customer: “Hi! I’d like to talk to a manager?”

Me: “Of course. One moment.”

(The manager walks over, as well as her server.)

Customer: “I’d like to make a complaint about my waitress; she gave me too many French fries!”

Manager: “I’m… sorry?”

Customer: “You should be! She should know I’d never be able to eat that many fries! She’s a b****!”

(My manager apologizes and reminds the woman that we have takeout boxes she could have, and that her server doesn’t make the food and has no control over how many fries she got. After it’s all over and the woman leaves, her server comes up to me.)

Server: “I don’t understand customers. She asked for extra fries!”

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