Fries Cause Lies

It’s Black Friday. I’m working in the café at a department store, and I get visited by two customers who repeatedly make additions to their orders after I’ve rung up their purchases. Just when I think it can’t get any worse:

Customer: “These fries aren’t cooked!”

I clearly remember cooking them.

Me: “Sir, the fries are, in fact, cooked. If you want me to make them extra-crispy, I can.”

Customer: “No, you need to give us a refund.”

Me: “Sir, I—”

Customer: “And some free breadsticks.”

Me: “…”