Friendship In The Time Of Zombies

| NY, USA | Friendly | November 13, 2015

(I am chatting with my best friend on instant messenger. I don’t have a boyfriend and am feeling left out of the “Zombie Question” from Not Always Romantic so I decide to ask her.)

Me: “So, apropos of nothing, were I bitten by a zombie, what would you do?”

Friend: “Crowbar to the head. Put you out of your misery. Sorry, I’m just practical that way.”

Me: “That’s actually what I was hoping you’d say. Once I’m dead, you should probably decapitate me, too.”

Friend: “Stake through the heart?”

Me: “I don’t think that works for zombies. But if I become a vampire, go for it!”

Friend: “Will do.”

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