Friendship For A Few Dollars More

(My friend and I had just gone out to lunch and a movie. I paid for lunch, and she paid for the movie. But when we count out the difference, I have paid $9 more than her.)

Me: “Okay, you just owe me $9.”

Friend: “Here you go.” *hands me $4*

Me: “You still owe me five more.”

Friend: “But I don’t want to spend my money.”

Me: “You’ve already spent it. You’re just paying me back now.”

Friend: “No! I don’t want to spend my money. You owe me, anyway.”

Me: “What for?”

Friend: “You chose the movie!”

(She also been talking about this movie all week, and there were other movies I would’ve wanted to see.)

Me: “You have to pay me back! If you didn’t want to spend your money, you shouldn’t have come out!”

Friend: “Fine!” *throws $5 at me* “But you know I’m tight on money!”

(She was saving up her money for a $30 mascara, and couldn’t be bothered to get a job. We don’t hang out anymore.)