Friends Shouldn’t Do Everything Together
High School | Friendly
| March 19, 2014
(I’m sitting at the lunch table with my boyfriend and a male friend of ours. I have a large chest, and was wearing a shirt that had a built-in scarf of sorts.)
Friend: “Is that a scarf or a part of your shirt?”
Me: “My shirt.”
Friend: “Well, it makes your boobs look big.”
Boyfriend: “DUDE! She’s my girlfriend!”
Friend: “I’m just saying she has big boobs! It’s a compliment!”
(A little later…)
Friend: “If you two ever need a condom, you can come to me.”
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