(I arrive to a party and sit across from a girl who is in town to visit. A group of people then come in with boba smoothies; it’s too bad I was late because I could’ve ordered one, too. They go around passing out the drinks.)
Person #1: “Here you go, [Girl].”
Girl: “Thanks… Ugh, I forgot to order it without the boba balls.”
Me: “Aw, that’s the best part.”
Girl: “Nope, I just like the smoothie. Well, maybe I can still drink this.”
(The girl drinks the smoothie, but when a boba ball passes her lips, she sputters and spits it back down the straw.)
Girl: “Ewwww, they’re so slimy!”
(I watch in astonished disgust as she does this again and again, even spewing some of her drink onto the table. Someone else comes up.)
Person #2: “Hey, [Girl], try this flavor.”
Girl: “Yeah, and you can try mine.”
(Regrettably, all I can do is watch in abject horror as they share drinks. The person walks away.)
Girl: “Do you want some, too?”
Me: “No.”
Girl: “Hmm, I thought you said you liked boba?”
Me: “I do. I don’t like backwash.”
Girl: “Oh!” *giggles* “I forgot that I did that! And I’ve been sick all week, too. Oh, well… Don’t tell anyone else.”