(Some friends and I got together to have a Nerf war in the forest at a relative’s house. After an extended period of time, we all realized that we’ve lost track of one of our friends in the chaos.)
Me: “Is [Friend #1] even still here, or did he walk back into the house?”
Friend #2: “I’m not sure. He did say that he was hungry earlier, but he usually tells someone before he leaves.”
Friend #3: “Yo, [Friend #1], are you out there buddy?”
(There’s still no answer and we can’t figure out where he’s hiding.)
Friend #2: “Well, he’s either really well hidden or he went back to the house without telling anyone.”
(All of a sudden Friend #1, covered in mud, drops down from a nearby tree, shoots us all with a Nerf dart, shouts “peanut butter toast” as a battle cry, and then disappears into the woods again. We all stand watching the direction he disappeared to in stunned silence.)
Me: “I think that just raised more questions than it answered.”
(He later claimed it was a crazy homeless guy and not him, even though he was still covered in mud and his favorite snack is peanut butter toast.)