Pizza Eventually Equals Happiness
(My friends and I are hanging out after eating a lot of pizza, and are discussing possibly heading out to a bar later on.)
Friend: “Yeah, we might be able to go. I just need to relax a bit first and settle my stomach.”
Me: “Well, I do have some antacid in my pocket.”
Friend #2: “What?”
Me: “I have some antacid in my pocket.”
Friend #2: “Oh, I thought you said you had some bananas in your pocket.”
Me: “Nope, I’m just happy to see you.”