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Encounters with friends & strangers

Could Have Been Breadly

| Friendly | June 30, 2016

(I’m pet-sitting. I talk the dog for a walk around my neighborhood. My crazy neighbor sees me and throws something at me. I was looking down at the time and didn’t notice at first. The dog wolfs down the thing, which I glimpsed as a dried out old piece of bread. I tried to stop him, but he swallows it. My neighbor thinks this is very amusing.)

Neighbor: “Ha ha ha… HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA!”

(I hurry away, the neighbor’s cackles getting louder. I look it up and am relieved to find out bread isn’t poisonous to dogs. But seriously, who throws that at dog walkers? And who knows if it really was bread?)

A Different Kind Of Dungeon

| Friendly | June 30, 2016

(I’m playing Dungeons and Dragons with a friend and my boyfriend using an online host. My friend, the Dungeon Master (DM) is having a little trouble with his microphone cutting out randomly, which produced this little gem.)

Dungeon Master: “In the distance you can make out a smoking hot smithy…”

Boyfriend: “Making out with a smoking hot smithy?”

(We all start laughing.)

Me: “It’s not that kind of roleplay!”

Boyfriend: “It is now!”

Something In The Windy Air Today

| Friendly | June 29, 2016

(My elderly mother no longer drives, so it’s up to me to take her around when I can to get her errands done. I drive a small, two-door car with wide doors that swing out quite a ways. We also live in an area known for its high winds. We pull into a parking lot for a busy shopping center and after a few minutes of driving around, finds a spot near the storefront. As my mother opens the passenger side door, the wind grabs it out of her hand and bangs it into the car next to them. Unfortunately, the driver of that car is there to witness it and jumps out to confront my mother and I.)

Me: “I am so sorry! The wind took the door out of my mother’s hand.” *turns to mom* “Mom, you have to be more careful. These doors swing really really wide.”

Mom: “I know. I’m sorry. As she said, the wind took it out of my hand. Please, let me pay you for the damage.”

Woman: *to my mom* “No, no, sweetie. Don’t worry about it. You’re old. You didn’t know better.” *turns to me* “But you! You should have known better!”

Me: *completely shocked at the woman’s attitude* “Excuse me? I didn’t open the door. I wasn’t even on the side of the car!”

Woman: “You should have warned your mother about the wind and the doors opening so wide. How could you be so inconsiderate to your old mother and my poor car!”

Me: *starts to yell back, but stops and turns to my mother* “Come on, mom. Let’s go inside. It seems the crazies are high out there today.”

(The woman continued to yell at me as I crossed the parking lot and entered the store. I was sure the woman was going to call the cops but when I came out, the woman and her car was gone.)

A Stroke Of Coincidence

| Friendly | June 29, 2016

(I am with a friend, at her friend’s house, whom I’ve never met before today. We are in the living room, and the TV is on. A medical drama is on, and something happens to an unlikely victim.)

Me: *gasps* “She’s having a stroke!”

TV Character: *in shock* “She’s having a stroke!”

(My friend broke down in laughter, while her friend stood there in shock. We didn’t know each other well enough for her to know I was a medical student, but it made for a funny conversation afterward.)

Shopping For My Kids; Ben And Jerry

| Friendly | June 29, 2016

(I’m at a grocery store shopping. I have ice-cream in my cart. I notice a woman nearby with some kids who seem to be staring at my cart. The woman walks up to me.)

Woman: “Excuse me, but could you not buy ice-cream when I’m shopping with my kids? It makes them jealous.”

Me: “…”