When Waiting For Charity You Should Keep Your Shirt On
(I am a mom helping my freshman daughter and four of her female classmates distribute food to a family in need just before Thanksgiving. I am speaking to the dad on the front porch. The girls are lined up on the sidewalk behind me.)
Me: “Hello, sir. Is this the [Name] residence? We have some groceries to deliver from [School].”
Man: “Oh, yes, the wife said you’d be here today. Let’s just bring it up on the porch and I’ll put it away.”
(I am making very sure to make eye contact with him at all times, because he is wearing a t-shirt that says ‘I’m not a gynecologist, but I’ll take a look.’)
Me: “Would you like any help bringing it in and sorting it out?”
(Suddenly, the man realizes what he’s wearing; he darts a glance downward and then goes pale.)
Man: “Um, no, no. That’s good. Let’s, um, just get this unloaded. I’ll, er, take care of it all…”
(I turn to the row of petrified 15 year olds on the sidewalk.)
Me: “Let’s get it unloaded, ladies.”
(I have never seen a group of teenagers work faster. The man would not look any of us in the eye for the rest of the time.)
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