Gets Creepy In The Blink Of An Eyelash
(I have just started to become friends with one of my coworkers. We are putting on our makeup before heading out.)
Me: “I’m so jealous! Your eyelashes are so long. Like little spider legs.”
Friend: “Yeah, that’s not creepy at all…”
Me: “Sorry! I know I’m sort of morbid underneath my sweet smile.”
(I smile as wide as possible and she looks at me like I’m nuts.)
Friend: “Why are we friends again?”
Me: “Because I like you and don’t want to stick a fork in your forehead at work.”
Friend: “I’m glad we cleared that up!”