Just Sit Back And Let It Happen
(I am notorious for stealing other people’s personal belongings and hiding it somewhere near them. It is always friendly and I always give their stolen items back when I get bored. My housemate and I are throwing a stress ball at each other out of boredom. They reach over the couch to grab the stress ball. In a manner of seconds I grab their phone and slide it under them.)
Housemate: “Wait, where is my phone?”
Me: *with a big smile* “I don’t know.”
Housemate: “It’s in your undies, isn’t it?”
Me: *patting my underwear* “Nope.”
Housemate: “Then it must be under the couch. I will get it later.”
(I start to giggle and we throw the stress ball around again.)
Housemate: “Wait a second… I’m sitting on it. Aren’t I?”
Me: *laughing* “Yup.”
Housemate: “How’d you do that?”
Me: “Skill. You should be wondering why it took you a while to realise you were sitting on it.”