(I’m in church with my newborn son. He is sitting quietly in my arms, but has the hiccups. The woman next to me starts talking to me.)
Woman: “Have you tried essential oils?”
Me: “For what?”
Woman: *as if it’s obvious* “His hiccups!”
Me: “No. Do they work?”
Woman: “Yes. I sell them. I have some with me, but not the one for hiccups, or I’d let you try it.”
Me: “Okay.”
(It’s obvious that his hiccups aren’t causing him any discomfort, and he isn’t distracting anyone. During the meeting, the woman gives her perfectly calm baby a whiff of some oil as he sits in his car seat. I see the same woman during the next meeting in the mother’s room, but this time she’s changing her older son, and she makes a comment about wishing he was potty-trained.)
Me: “How old is he?”
Woman: “He’s four. We sit him on the toilet and he just screams, so he’s still in diapers.”
(I know it’s impolite to judge, but between giving the perfectly calm child essential oils and being unable to potty-train a child before he’s four, I decided to steer clear of her parenting tips!)