Fresh Out Of Luck

(My coworker, who is fairly new, answers the phone.)

Customer: “Are your rolls fresh?”

Employee: *uncertain sounding* “Well, I know they were baked on Monday…”

(To help her out, I’m whispering to here “yes, they’re fresh.”)

Customer: “I hear your manager yelling at you that they’re fresh. But I don’t believe you. Goodbye.”