Fresh Coffee With An Extra Shot Of Crazy

, | CT, USA | Right | October 9, 2014

Me: “Hi, I’m [Name]. I’d be happy to take your order!”

Customer: *on a cell phone* “…I know! I can’t believe it! I told him I just want that d*** whore out of my house!” *continues conversation*

Me: “Ma’am? May I help you?”

Customer: “Is your coffee fresh?”

Me: “Not at the moment, but I’d be happy to start you a fresh pot!”

Customer: “WHAT? I’m on OXYGEN! I don’t want to DIE!”

Me: *confused* “Ma’am? It wouldn’t affect—”

(The customer drives around to the window.)

Me: “So you did want the coffee, then?”

Customer: “Sorry about that! You didn’t hear any of that conversation did you?”

Me: “Well, yes, ma’am. Every employee with a headset can hear everything said at the speaker.”

Customer: *pays for her coffee* “OH! I’m so sorry, honey; I just want that d*** whore out of my house!”

(The customer got her coffee and drove away. The rest of us were left scratching our heads as witnesses to the level of crazy that just left.)

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