Frequent Diers Club
Me: “Hi there.”
Customer: *smiles* “I got out o’ rehab yesterday. I was in fer 16 weeks! I was in fer the drink.”
Me: “Oh, right…”
Customer: “I went fer a drink to celebrate last night, just 1 or 2, ya know. I got carried away and woke up in a hospital the’ mornin, tubes in ma nose and s***. They brought me back nine times.”
Me: “Nine times… they resuscitated you?!”
Customer: “Yeah, I’ve died a few times now. Been hit by twelve cars, been through four windscreens… in all, been brought back over thirty times a think.”
Me: “…”
Customer: “What’s that thing with lotsa lives?”
Me: “A cat?”
Customer: No, more than a cat… Oh wait, yeah! They call me the cat! But I have more than a cat… they call me Supercat!”
Me: “Don’t you think you should cut back on the drinking?”
Customer: “Och, I just gotta stick to ma limits and no drink three litres. One litre is ma limit!”
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