Freeze In Terror

(I’m working in the bakery of a well-known grocery store, cleaning up at the end of a fairly long night. For once, I’m actually working with someone instead of being left alone.)

Coworker: “Hey, what happens if I leave the freezer door open too long?”

Me: “Well, eventually, the temperature in there will go above freezing, the stuff in there will thaw out and we’ll get in trouble.”

Coworker: *rolling her eyes* “I meant just for a few minutes!”

Me: “The ghost could escape!”

Coworker: “Pfft, whatever.”

(Suddenly, as she turns to go into the freezer, she screams in horror and recoils!)

Me: “What was it?!”

Coworker: “I left a cart in the doorway and wasn’t expecting something solid there!”

Me: “Oh, I thought you actually saw the ghost!”