Freedom Rocks, Slavery Socks

| Related | August 15, 2013

(I am feeling around inside the dryer.)

Me: “D*** it!” *kicks dryer* “Give back my socks!”

Sister: “What are you doing?”

Me: “I’m trying to find a missing pair of socks.”

Sister: “You’re sure you washed them?”

Me: “Yes, I washed all of my laundry. I think it’s hoarding my socks so that it can free all the House Elves.”

Sister: “Really?”

Me: “Yes. It’s a noble thing to do, but I’d rather have my socks back.”

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