Free Derange
Me: “Hello, how can I help you?”
Customer: “Yes, what does free-range chicken mean?”
Me: “That means our chickens are not raised in cages. They get to walk around outside, which is important to the quality of life for the animals.”
Customer: *with a horrified expression* “How do you make sure they don’t eat bugs and stuff while they’re outside?”
Me: “We make sure the farmers put up a sign that says ‘Don’t Eat Bugs’ in chicken-scratch so they can read it.”
Customer: “Oh, okay. I’ll take two breasts.”
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